Monday, April 19, 2010

He Flatters Me

Over the weekend, Lyle and I were having the If I died would you ever re-marry conversation. I told Lyle that no, I couldn't imagine re-marrying.

"Besides," I said, "I don't think a middle-aged woman with four children is much of a hot commodity."

"Are you kidding me?" he asked. "Guys would be lining up."

"Really?" I reached out to hold his hand.

"Absolutely," he said. "Think of all the tools they'd get."


Just what every woman wants. To be loved for her table saw.

7 comments:

akwebb3 said...

LOL!!!

Terynn said...

::snort::

Sorry, but it is sorta funny....

Julie said...

Yep...they'd be lining up. I'd keep those tools a secret. Then you'd know they weren't marrying you for your tools!

Kelly said...

Oh my gosh! Lyle cracks me up. That is one funny guy you have there. Here's hoping that he doesn't die of some tool related accident any time soon.

Katie said...

Oh! I LOVE reading your posts. This made me laugh right out loud! When things like this come out of Nathan's mouth I say "NOT the right thing to say" and then we bust out laughing :) LOL

Jen Bay said...

yes, I agree. You should keep your fortune hidden so that you know they love you for you, and not for the scroll saw.

~T~ said...

Darrell says to keep him in mind...
I guess you could have my crochet hooks!