Then sometime Monday night, early Tuesday morning, something got through the barriers and all heck broke loose. Where we once had 7 babies and 5 adults, we're left with only 1 sad little baby, 3 nervous-looking adults, and a pasture full of feathers. It's very unsettling. And totally unacceptable. Thankfully the goats are just fine.
So, we've done some research and are considering a guard for our livestock. We know there are certain dog breeds that are good flock guards, but we already have a food-obsessed golden retriever and an old-as-the-hills lab and that's all the canine companionship any girl would ever want. At least this girl.
But did you know there are other livestock guardian options? Oh yes, there are!
How about a guard llama?!
They guard chickens.
And they guard goats.
They can carry your gear for you when you go hiking. Because you know I go hiking all the time.
They can go into hospitals and be therapy llamas. I could always use an excuse to rev up the car and take someone somewhere. Don't do enough of that!
You can dress them up.
Finding Halloween costumes for my children has become way too easy anyway.
Doesn't this woman look blissfully happy with her llama?
She's put together. She's wearing earrings and makeup.
Her llama looks groomed and smiley.
Her yard seems free of dung piles.
Does anyone else do this?
Imagine things as you think they might be when in reality they might be something else entirely?
Like I might have an ugly, mean, 6 foot tall animal in my pasture that makes me afraid every time I go out to get an egg.
Or even worse scenario: I have an ugly, mean, 6 foot tall animal in my pasture that makes me afraid every time I go out to get an......hey, wait.....where are all my chickens? Some flock guard.
So tomorrow Rosie and I are taking a llama adventure where we'll meet and greet and decide if a llama is right for our barnyard.
An electric fence is also a possibility.
But can you dress up an electric fence? Let it carry your pack when you go hiking? Take it to a nursing home? All things I most certainly would do?
I think not.