And this would be Tony....
owner of Tony's world famous restaurant and pizzeria,
where you need to book reservations months in advance,
or like Lucy and her Sadie's date, slip Tony a little cash-o-la
and a table for two might just open up.
Junior waiter Figaro will show you to your seats.
Because when you're here, you're family.
With Italian opera playing in the background,
goblets of vintage grape juice on the table,
and made-to-order pizzas cooking in Lyle's outdoor oven,
this bring-your-date-home-for-dinner tradition
is nothing short of delizioso!
A toast of "buona salute" to Sadie Hawkins!
(Tony shaved to eat-a-some pizza.)